THE TITANIC MUG CLUB
Everything you ever wanted to know about the Titanic Mug Club
Chapter I – JOINING THE MUG CLUB
A Noble Cause
On December 1st each year we will pass out an unlimited number of frequent flyer cards to customers we know and love (i.e. those who come in often, bring their friends and reciprocate the love we show them). We will then mark their cards each time they purchase a beer during the following month. Then on January 1st after we have collected all of the cards, we will choose who will fill the ten or so vacated spots left by those fools who forgot to renew their membership.
(or just moved away or quit drinking or declared bankruptcy)
Chapter II – YOU ARE A CHOSEN ONE
A New Hope
You will be notified via the E mail address you provided on your frequent flyer card that you are invited to join one of Miami’s most exclusive yet underrated clubs. If you fail to respond to this E mail by coming to the bar and paying your $80 membership fee within one week, your spot will be given to the next most qualified drinker. (I mean applicant)
Chapter III – LIFE AS A CLUB MEMBER
The Golden Age
First you will be given an engraved mug which will hang from the shelf of glory and which more importantly is four ounces bigger than the glasses the rest of the peons drink from. In other words you get 25% more beer for the same price. Then you will receive a free meal which we prepare specially each Wednesday from 5 til 9 pm.
(that is assuming you show up… I mean we aren’t going to bring it to your house or anything). As if that wasn’t enough we are also going to give you any entrée off the menu on your birthday and a free T-shirt.
And whatever is behind door number three.